As most of you know, I take my boys everywhere with me and they are used to being in public and understand that I have certain expectations of them. One day last week I picked them up at Nancy's after work and we headed to Kohl's to use a 30% off coupon (too good of a deal to pass up). While we were there Blake and Bryce behaved like two terrible kids you see on TV when Super Nanny has been called in to correct their behavior. The were crying, whining, not listening, fighting over who gets to ride in the stroller while the other one wants to be held. Blake weighs 44lbs and Bryce weighs 37lbs, while I do have some decent Mommy Muscles, I can't hold them for very long ;) I was trying to shop as fast as I could, and scooted the boys into the dressing room with me so I could try on a couple things.
While we were in there I took off my pants and Blake started yelling, "WHO WANTS TO SPANK THE BIG BIG BUTT? HEY BRYCE, YOU WANT TO SPANK THE BIG BIG BUTT?" I immediately heard the packed fitting room quietly erupt with laughter. As I talked to Blake about keeping his voice down and being nice, Bryce started banging on the mirror with a hanger, then dropped to the floor and peered into the next fitting room saying, "I SEE YOU".
Oh my goodness, we hightailed it out of there after that and I plan on leaving the boys home next time I plan on clothes shopping!!!
Christmas Eve and Christmas at Nonnie and Bop's
11 years ago
2 comments:
lol lol lol Oh my world! I'm sorry to laugh because you had to be sooo irritated. I would be so mad at my girls, but...all in all...that makes for a very funny blog post. hehe. Kids will be kids :) ..good thing they are cute.
for the record..you do not have a big butt. hehe
I'm laughing right now recalling the time Sam asked very loudly in a dressing room after inquiring about my bra, "Mommy, you got nipples under there?" Needless to say that's the last time I took him clothes shopping with me. :)
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