Wednesday, February 24, 2010

WHAT??!!

This CRAZY baby of ours thinks he's just going to blow through all his baby milestones at mach speed, but let me tell you he's NOT going to get away with it. NOPE, this Mom wants the last baby to take it nice and slow so we can cherish all these baby moments. So, I had a talk with him last night and he seemed to respond well to my requests . . . ugh, I wish :(
This picture is funny, but really sums him up . . . wild man

As I was watching him play he turned and gave me this smirk (insert Mommy voice saying, Awww, Hi Baaaby, you're such a cute boy . . . don't make fun all Moms do it)


When all of the sudden he pulls up on his hands and knees and starts CRAWLING . . . backwards. WHAT??!! Who does he think he is? He's not even 5 Months yet and he's blatantly ignoring my pleas for him to stay a baby FOREVER!

There he goes, practically walking out the door moving away to college and marrying some hoochy mama girl who doesn't like me . . . I'm never going to see my son again.
OK, a bit dramatic, I agree, but the writing is on the wall people!
I really am proud of you Max, but my heart aches to watch these special baby moments fly by. I honestly wanted my 3rd baby to be layed back , not walk til he's 2, and be a snuggly little Momma's boy! Not Max, he's doing everything EARLY at an attempt to keep up with his big brothers. Good for you Max, sad for your Mom.





3 comments:

Witkowski Family said...

Oh my goodness, Rachel, this post made me laugh out loud, especially the hoochy momma part :) Max just wants to keep up with those big brothers of his!!

Robin said...

As a mother of two girls, who are you calling hoochy mamma? :) My neighbor growing up had 3 boys and it was the same way... girls were out to hurt her boys! I couldn't handle being a mom to a boy. I would have it out for every girl!
And Max, SLOW DOWN!!! Crawling? Wow!

Ashlie n Jonathan said...

NOOOOO WAY!!!!!!! Rachel!!!!!!!! Are you SERIOUS?!! No! Wow! HOly cow! I was totally laughing because I could hear your voice in my head as I read your post. We are so much alike in some ways (hope you didn't just gag) ;) it makes me laugh! I can't believe him. Wow. He IS stinkin cute though!