Blake-isms Part 2

Poor Blake has had diarrhea for the last 3 days, but his first experience with it is too funny not to share:
Daddy takes Blake to the bathroom while Blake has "the problem"
Bewildered Blake says: "Dad, where is all that water coming from?"
He then answers his own question: "Hey, I think that water is coming from my butt!"
He was so proud, he quickly ran to Mommy to share: "Mom, I had water coming from my butt into the toilet!"
What an accomplishment. I guess this is just a glimpse of my life with 3 boys :)
Due to his diarrhea Blake had to stay home while Bryce went to the babysitter's house. This was traumatic for both brothers. Blake was crying and saying "I miss Brycie, I want to go to Nancy's to be with him." Bryce meanwhile was playing and having fun until he realized he was alone. Nancy said he stopped, walked over to the cars and looked around, then walked over to the swing set and looked around, then burst into tears. She said, you could just tell he missed Blake. When they were reunited later that day, they hugged and resumed normal activities: running around chasing each other and playing trucks.
Another Blake-ism:
Mommy says: "Oh, I am so tired, I could really use a nap"
Blake: "No, you don't need a nap, we need to read more books"
Mommy: "We read several books, we really need to take a nap"
Blake: "You don't have a choice" and he handed me 2 more books
WOW, he stole those words right out of my mouth, don't worry he didn't get away with it. We had a very serious discussion about why that is not nice to say and he finished our talk by telling me that I really hurt his feelings by telling him not to say that. This kid is good.
The Last Blake-ism . . . for now
Tim was standing at the front door saying goodbye to visitors as they were leaving. He had the door propped open with his arm and Blake comes up with a stern look and says:
"In or Out, Dad!"